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- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
- I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
- A life... cool.. where can I download one of those?
- Judge me by my deeds, though they are few, rather than my words, though they are many.
- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die.
- I am not single cuz no body likes me, um single cuz i enjoy choices
- Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
- I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
- Don't judge a book by its movie.
- Maths and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
- Sports: 44,999 Runners Lose NYC Marathon
- Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward
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